"I do not regret the things i've done but those i did not do"
28-Feb-05
We had cogs. We had the other Honda advert with the breeding blobs and their dog. What next? Perhaps a body popping version of Gene Kelly singing in the rain? err, yes! Now I'm guessing everyone has seen Blingin' in the Rain, and marveled at how amazing it looks and how great computers are etc... but in addition you must have noticed that the dancing is pretty fancy. This is one of the dancers involved with advert. Sick and wrong. Merci to Hugh for the link.In other news...I managed to stick a knife in my finger today...that was fun!
24-Feb-05
Always believing in gold. Apparently the Gold mini-iPod wasn't quite bling enough to survive. Perhaps if they'd got Goldie Lookin' Chain to endorse it, it would have had a chance like the silly U2 one. Ah well never mind...i've got a proper grown up one anyway...23-Feb-05
I've had confirmation at last. I am officially scary! My nickname's been 'Evil Clare' for a while now, (that and 'Dixon-Dixoff') but with a great deal of scientific analysis it has been confirmed. This site is fun for wasting an hour or so.In other news I am the twister queen! As of last night I retain a 75% success rate. Even with people consistanly putting ice down my trousers, quickly followed by a broom which is, suffice to say, uncomfortable. I'll give away my secret now....head butting people until they fall over. And a high tolerance for the cold!
16-Feb-05
How many of you remember the Honda Cogs advert? Well then how many of you saw the 118 rip off which I believe was only shown in the cinema. Well I have trawled the internet for a while now, and last night SUCCESS! (it's a bit of a palava to get to but it's worth the wait)14-Feb-05
I'd say happy valentines day but everyone I meet seems to have a deep loathing for any such sentiment and so instead I mearly wish you one that is bearable. And for all those lucky people who got a card...I'm going to put a dampener on your day and tell you to recycle it!13-Feb-05
Finally someone has figured out why Claudia Schiffer is sexier than Norman Wisdom. Apparently it's all down to the name. As such, if I change my name to Edgar, Brad Pitt will be on the phone any second!Well I'm off to visit the friendly people at deed-pole. I'll be back with a date later.
11-Feb-05
Eeek....I've got a job offer. I'm off to go and work in the city in a suit! Though a word of advice to those completing application forms, just double check them through before you send them off. Otherwise you might say something silly like blah!10-Feb-05
If you haven't already noticed I've added a new colour scheme today...hopefully it'll be a bit clearer for those health conscious individuals who have turned down the brightness on their screens. For the rest of you...feel the burn!
What's the time? Now you can find out in a very stylish manner...I love this!
Congratulations Charles and Camilla...
Inferno! A look at some pictures of tower block that was gutted in madrid. No-one died, so it's ok to find them spectacular without also feeling horribly guilty.
Buy me this! I'll be your friend for roughly 20 minutes!
Pandaf golf A seriously addictive game used to avoid thinking about interview results...
Be my tesco value valentine. For all your holiday needs...every little helps!